seriously valve can you please just hurry the fuck up and make half life 3, that’s all anyone wants from you and you just can’t do it
one time i got a sample from the tea store at the mall and as i walked away the guy said “tea you later” and then his coworker smacked him
Remember to always be safe during sex. Wear a seatbelt
men get into something not aimed at their gender: get special titles like “brony.” recognition by creators. heralded for defying gender appeal. get documentary.
women get into something not aimed at their gender: not real fans. probably secret friend zone warriors deadset on erasing men from the human race. get insulting demeaning memes and sexual harassment.
The majority of society looks down on Bronies. That title is only considered ‘special’ and they are only respected in those particular corners of the internet (and obviously the company that makes a shitload of money from their patronage). That documentary was made by a brony, and was the most masturbatory thing. If a guy expresses feminine interests, the average societal reaction is “Lol, gay!”. The only place where both the former and latter points are considered to be true is within communities of those stereotypical fedora-wearing bronies.
In reality, either gender expressing interest in things not aimed at them generally results in a negative societal reaction. Society is filled with gender double-standards, this is not one of them.
Palms are sweaty
Knees weak, arms are heavy
Vomit on my sweater already
when u Mom com home and make hte spagheti
AVC: What’s the weirdest case of your being misquoted?
JF: This happened years and years ago, right as our videos were first being played on MTV. The interviewer said, “You guys are getting famous now. Are you going to be riding around in limousines, doing drugs, and sleeping with beautiful women?” And I was a precocious young man, and my snappy comeback to that cheerful question was, “We’re willing to sleep with beautiful women.” But no part of the question was in the article.” —(via shoesandsocks)
we’re a very non-traditional family. instead of naming our dog, we let our dog name us. my name is Woof, and i’d like you to meet my husband, Woof. these are my kids Woof and Woof
i want to speak to someone but everyone’s offline
- 1: *blushes*
- 2: haha look, you're blushing
- 2: *gets shot in the stomach by 1*
- 1: haha look, you're bleeding
if your boyfriend pauses call of duty to text you back, dump him because he plays shitty games
earlier this year 2 boys got expelled from my school for going on a teachers email and sending another teacher an email that says “you’re a disgusting little man” and i laugh about it all the time because imagine opening an email from your coworker and thinking it’s important and then it says that
plot twist: the level in megaman that appears to be the last level ACTUALLY IS the last level